Eurovision review: Azerbaïdjan
Mar. 23rd, 2010 07:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Azerbaijan/Azerbaïdjan
Safura: drip-drop
if you had a toilet roll doll that reached 13 and became a skank-ho, it would probably look just like Safura, just prettier. she looks like a toilet roll doll that is related to Effie and has spent the night in the rain... and whats with that hair! I have never seen hair so big and skanky.... oh hang on... there is that girl that catches my train in the morning... but besides her....
Seriously though, she is just trying to sounds like Rhianna or something. maybe she is the cheap and nasty version... if theres a difference. I cannot find redeeming feature about her at all. she probably has a good voice under her tryhardedness, but who knows and who cares, this is Eurovision after-all
so I look to the song for something to redeem it 'tell me where have you been, why are you late, you smell like lipstick... again'. so that fails to redeem it.... the dancers... ok they are out of sync a bit but they look good... is that redeeming it? no. oh well, Azerbaijan, I tried but you didn't so I cant help you there.
possibly the only good think about this song is that it is better than the first thing Azerbaijan sent to Eurovision, which was only in 2008. because i like to torture people, here is Elnur & Samir with 'day after day' block your ears now... now... NOW!
Azerbaijan/Azerbaïdjan
Safura: drip-drop
if you had a toilet roll doll that reached 13 and became a skank-ho, it would probably look just like Safura, just prettier. she looks like a toilet roll doll that is related to Effie and has spent the night in the rain... and whats with that hair! I have never seen hair so big and skanky.... oh hang on... there is that girl that catches my train in the morning... but besides her....
Seriously though, she is just trying to sounds like Rhianna or something. maybe she is the cheap and nasty version... if theres a difference. I cannot find redeeming feature about her at all. she probably has a good voice under her tryhardedness, but who knows and who cares, this is Eurovision after-all
so I look to the song for something to redeem it 'tell me where have you been, why are you late, you smell like lipstick... again'. so that fails to redeem it.... the dancers... ok they are out of sync a bit but they look good... is that redeeming it? no. oh well, Azerbaijan, I tried but you didn't so I cant help you there.
possibly the only good think about this song is that it is better than the first thing Azerbaijan sent to Eurovision, which was only in 2008. because i like to torture people, here is Elnur & Samir with 'day after day' block your ears now... now... NOW!