Eurovision 2019: Montenegro v San Marino
May. 5th, 2019 03:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
passionpopMontenegro - 0 wins
D mol - "Heaven"
Verses
San Marino - 0 wins
Serhat - "Say Na Na Na"
An ethno-christian-disney song against everything wrong with the 1970s. TGhe only thing that could make Montenegro's song worse is if it was written by Ralph Siegal, the only thing that could make San Marino better is if their song did not exist.
Serhat's song harks back to the premier porn era and Serhat sounds like a pornstar from that era. Listening to his voice makes you feel like you have been groped by an old man in a night club. I didn't like him last time he went to Eurovision and I am not big on his this time
Montenegro is dead last with the bookmakers and there is a reason for that. Even though I hate Serhat, Montenegro redefines shit. I am going San Marino.
D mol - "Heaven"
Verses
San Marino - 0 wins
Serhat - "Say Na Na Na"
An ethno-christian-disney song against everything wrong with the 1970s. TGhe only thing that could make Montenegro's song worse is if it was written by Ralph Siegal, the only thing that could make San Marino better is if their song did not exist.
Serhat's song harks back to the premier porn era and Serhat sounds like a pornstar from that era. Listening to his voice makes you feel like you have been groped by an old man in a night club. I didn't like him last time he went to Eurovision and I am not big on his this time
Montenegro is dead last with the bookmakers and there is a reason for that. Even though I hate Serhat, Montenegro redefines shit. I am going San Marino.