I am a dung beetle.... constantly pushing shit around

If you got a Metallica song and got and Idol contestant to sing it, this would be the result.... and that was the thought I had before I found out he was actually an Idol contestant. He finished second, better than I think he will do in Eurovision.

This song could be used in the summer promo for a new edge-of-your-seat thriller TV show. The song writers could make a killing on this song, but I Max Jason Mai would fade into obscurity... unless he goes into modeling or something because he is a good looking boy. The pretty boy can go far, just not in music... unless he gives good head. 

I think the long odds on this song are a bit harsh, I think it will qualify, it is even average enough to finish in the top ten. If this was a song contest, I might even put money on that, but politics and economics will lower the result of this song if anything. 

This is better than the cookie monster music, Slovakia's neighbour the Czech Republic sent in 2007, and a little less camp than what Slovakia first sent to Eurovision.