eurovision review: semi 1
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passionpop The first Semi for Eurovision will be on wednesday morning our time, so this is the final run down of the acts
Poland - pole dancer singing in eurovision
Norway - repetitive. though it will probably qualify, forget Norway
Albania - wanna be eurovision theme song, it has to qualify for the final for any hope of that though
Armenia - remains to be seen if she can sing without a backing track, i doubt it. hoping for an epic fail
Turkey - bouncers go to eurovision. or is it the Turkish right said fred... i'm too bald for this song
Serbia - cute 1960's sound and lets face it, being from perth i am used to all things 1960's
Russia- will qualify thanks to neighbours votes. russias ricky martin
Switzerland - Christans will love it and marketing companies will abuse it
Georgia - would be better if she could sing
Finland - not bad for hippy shit, should qualify
Malta - would be better if he was singing in english... oh he is... oh dear.
San Marino - Should do better than it will. good voice, but unlikely to get the neighbourly love other countries benefit from
Croatia - needs a pretty amazing performance, though may qualify anyway to make the numbers
Iceland - i don't like it, but it will likely qualify due to Europe's lack of taste
Hungary - well sung anthem for scraggas
Portugal - possibly the worst Eurovision act ever.
Lithuania - wanna be Andrew Lloyd Webber sung by a toilet roll doll
Azerbaijan - you would think this is an idol winners song, but all Idolists are losers...
Greece - if this qualifies, i will lose all faith in the people from Europe and their ability to vote for anything
Poland - pole dancer singing in eurovision
Norway - repetitive. though it will probably qualify, forget Norway
Albania - wanna be eurovision theme song, it has to qualify for the final for any hope of that though
Armenia - remains to be seen if she can sing without a backing track, i doubt it. hoping for an epic fail
Turkey - bouncers go to eurovision. or is it the Turkish right said fred... i'm too bald for this song
Serbia - cute 1960's sound and lets face it, being from perth i am used to all things 1960's
Russia- will qualify thanks to neighbours votes. russias ricky martin
Switzerland - Christans will love it and marketing companies will abuse it
Georgia - would be better if she could sing
Finland - not bad for hippy shit, should qualify
Malta - would be better if he was singing in english... oh he is... oh dear.
San Marino - Should do better than it will. good voice, but unlikely to get the neighbourly love other countries benefit from
Croatia - needs a pretty amazing performance, though may qualify anyway to make the numbers
Iceland - i don't like it, but it will likely qualify due to Europe's lack of taste
Hungary - well sung anthem for scraggas
Portugal - possibly the worst Eurovision act ever.
Lithuania - wanna be Andrew Lloyd Webber sung by a toilet roll doll
Azerbaijan - you would think this is an idol winners song, but all Idolists are losers...
Greece - if this qualifies, i will lose all faith in the people from Europe and their ability to vote for anything