eurovision review: semi 1

[passionpop]

 The first Semi for Eurovision will be on wednesday morning our time, so this is the final run down of the acts

Poland - pole dancer singing in eurovision

Norway - repetitive. though it will probably qualify, forget Norway

Albania - wanna be eurovision theme song, it has to qualify for the final for any hope of that though

Armenia - remains to be seen if she can sing without a backing track, i doubt it. hoping for an epic fail

Turkey - bouncers go to eurovision. or is it the Turkish right said fred... i'm too bald for this song

Serbia -  cute 1960's sound and lets face it, being from perth i am used to all things 1960's

Russia- will qualify thanks to neighbours votes. russias ricky martin

Switzerland - Christans will love it and marketing companies will abuse it

Georgia - would be better if she could sing

Finland - not bad for hippy shit, should qualify

Malta - would be better if he was singing in english... oh he is... oh dear.

San Marino - Should do better than it will. good voice, but unlikely to get the neighbourly love other countries benefit from

Croatia - needs a pretty amazing performance, though may qualify anyway to make the numbers

Iceland - i don't like it, but it will likely qualify due to Europe's lack of taste

Hungary - well sung anthem for scraggas

Portugal - possibly the worst Eurovision act ever.

Lithuania - wanna be Andrew Lloyd Webber sung by a toilet roll doll

Azerbaijan - you would think this is an idol winners song, but all Idolists are losers...

Greece - if this qualifies, i will lose all faith in the people from Europe and their ability to vote for anything