Eurovision review: Hungary
Apr. 13th, 2011 07:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hungary have a habit of showing up at Eurovision when ever they feel like it, in 16 years they have shown up 8 times and you never know what is going to show up, if it will be substantial or unsubstantial, of it ROX or NOX, but generally not
The best result Hungary has finished with in Eurovision was 4th back in their first Eurovision in 1994, and that record wont be broken in 2011
On a high note, her 'hey' is almost on par with Whitney Houston from 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody', and I would call her a white Whitney, but she isn't *that* good and I am sure she has hoovered less coke - I mean seriously, there isn't enough coke in the world for two to use that much
This is the anthem for the selfish breeders of generation Me! I think the video needs to have an overweight scrag singing it with yesterdays lipstick smeared over her mouth, a can of pre-mix in one hand and a cigarette in the other. the song is sung as she walks out on her 6 kids (from 5 different dads) carrying all the expensive stuff (including that that belongs to the kids) from their public housing unit to pawn.
This years song is a gauge to how many scrags in Europe can afford to pay thier phone bill. It will qualify for the final but wont go far, it isn't like she is a V.I.P. or anything
The best result Hungary has finished with in Eurovision was 4th back in their first Eurovision in 1994, and that record wont be broken in 2011
On a high note, her 'hey' is almost on par with Whitney Houston from 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody', and I would call her a white Whitney, but she isn't *that* good and I am sure she has hoovered less coke - I mean seriously, there isn't enough coke in the world for two to use that much
This is the anthem for the selfish breeders of generation Me! I think the video needs to have an overweight scrag singing it with yesterdays lipstick smeared over her mouth, a can of pre-mix in one hand and a cigarette in the other. the song is sung as she walks out on her 6 kids (from 5 different dads) carrying all the expensive stuff (including that that belongs to the kids) from their public housing unit to pawn.
This years song is a gauge to how many scrags in Europe can afford to pay thier phone bill. It will qualify for the final but wont go far, it isn't like she is a V.I.P. or anything