Eurovision Review: Bulgaria
May. 6th, 2009 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
passionpopBulgaria
wins: 0
expected place: will not qualify
Highlights
the backing vocals, they carried this song
lowlights:
the male lead miming the female backing vocals
Bulgaria: Krassimir Avramov 'Illusion'
the only illusion here is that he might actually be singing, and he surely isnt. it is perhaps that he is more deluded into believing he looks good dressed as David Copperfield. mmm that bedazzler has gotten loose and thats never a good thing.
sadly, the operatic vocals are a bit same same this year. everyone is doing them and so no one will win with them. this is no WFSTS or other Malcolm McLaren comcept, it is Bulgaria... This wont win, it wont even come close.
I couldnt help thinking while the drums were on fire, what if they burned faster than he anticipated. what if someone accidentally switched the wind machine on (note no wind Machine, but Bulgaria isn't Nordic so why would the be one). what if the drums collapsed under the heat and his weight, what if his trousers caught fire... what if... what if he does the same trick in Eurovision and achieves FAIL. mmm must watch act this one.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Deep Zone & Balthazar 'DJ, Take Me Away' - 2008. this had the failing that many dancy song suffer from, the vocals suck without synths and effects on the vocal. even though this was from last years semi, i forgot how bad it was....
wins: 0
expected place: will not qualify
Highlights
the backing vocals, they carried this song
lowlights:
the male lead miming the female backing vocals
Bulgaria: Krassimir Avramov 'Illusion'
the only illusion here is that he might actually be singing, and he surely isnt. it is perhaps that he is more deluded into believing he looks good dressed as David Copperfield. mmm that bedazzler has gotten loose and thats never a good thing.
sadly, the operatic vocals are a bit same same this year. everyone is doing them and so no one will win with them. this is no WFSTS or other Malcolm McLaren comcept, it is Bulgaria... This wont win, it wont even come close.
I couldnt help thinking while the drums were on fire, what if they burned faster than he anticipated. what if someone accidentally switched the wind machine on (note no wind Machine, but Bulgaria isn't Nordic so why would the be one). what if the drums collapsed under the heat and his weight, what if his trousers caught fire... what if... what if he does the same trick in Eurovision and achieves FAIL. mmm must watch act this one.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Deep Zone & Balthazar 'DJ, Take Me Away' - 2008. this had the failing that many dancy song suffer from, the vocals suck without synths and effects on the vocal. even though this was from last years semi, i forgot how bad it was....