Eurovision review: Cyprus
Apr. 13th, 2009 07:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
passionpoplucky you, because i missed my review yesterday, I am doing two today... yay
Cyprus
wins: Never
expected place: will not qualify
Highlights
it is a cool name for a song
lowlights
everything else
Cyprus: Christina Metaxa 'Firefly'
WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT! ok. lets start at what she is wearing. her wardrobe mistress is obviously a fat lady who is jealous of the skinny chick which is why she put her in that. sure the dress has potential, but it needs to be brought in, lots.
after berating the attire, i turned on the sound. soon after my ears started to bleed. that is the most god awful warbling in Eurovision since... since Germany won in 1982. atleast Cyprus is guaranteed to get 12 points from Greece, but thats about all they will get and more than Cyprus deserves
This is a travesty to the name of the song. Firefly is (apparently) good and this is not. this is rubbish and if Cyprus does a similar performance in Eurovision and makes it to the final... I will be amazed.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Andy Paul 'Anna Mari-Elena' (1984). this is worth ig for the enthusiasm in Nadys movements and the chest hair. ew ew ew... but it is Eurovision.
Cyprus
wins: Never
expected place: will not qualify
Highlights
it is a cool name for a song
lowlights
everything else
Cyprus: Christina Metaxa 'Firefly'
WHAT THE FVCK WAS THAT! ok. lets start at what she is wearing. her wardrobe mistress is obviously a fat lady who is jealous of the skinny chick which is why she put her in that. sure the dress has potential, but it needs to be brought in, lots.
after berating the attire, i turned on the sound. soon after my ears started to bleed. that is the most god awful warbling in Eurovision since... since Germany won in 1982. atleast Cyprus is guaranteed to get 12 points from Greece, but thats about all they will get and more than Cyprus deserves
This is a travesty to the name of the song. Firefly is (apparently) good and this is not. this is rubbish and if Cyprus does a similar performance in Eurovision and makes it to the final... I will be amazed.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Andy Paul 'Anna Mari-Elena' (1984). this is worth ig for the enthusiasm in Nadys movements and the chest hair. ew ew ew... but it is Eurovision.