Ok, I'll admit - I'm a sucker for web-quizzes - even enough for me to break my silence from China (well, ok, I'm in the office now with a bit of a break) but WTF?
not about the content of the quiz - I just did it and got told I can feed 0 cannibals - how come you get away with 13 and I get 0? What am I just not tasty enough? I know my life amounts to something, that's easy but I just want to know that if I'm eaten by cannibals my DEATH will amount to something.
So, what's your secret? I mean they say half of food is in the presentation, and you are good looking but there's got to be more than that...
I don't think so - but I do know quite a few 7th day adventists, who put on the best fake-meat meals I've ever had (I couldn't tell that wasn't mince in the nacho's) - do you think TVP comes in human flavour?
Maybe I could give my death meaning by carrying around a big bag of the stuff.
Do they know the difference? I mean they eat people not poultry don't they? Anyway, doesn't everything taste like chicken?
Then again, I could always try turning tail and running every time I saw a cannibal - that way I'd get a reputation to match the flavour. Then again, I probably wouldn't get the opportunity to test the theory anyway - it would be kinda self-defeating...
Well, I have heard that new zealand people call white people "long pig" because apparently they taste like Pork down there, and I've heard claim that PNG natives that human flesh is more like chicken - so I'd say it's likely.
I've also heard of black women tasting like chocolate, but I'd hazzard a guess that that's not so accurate. I'm not THAT innocent :P
That may explain your popularity with the cannibals - sweet and alcoholic, like one of those chocolate bonbon's with the cherry and liqueor on the inside.
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Date: 2008-05-13 03:29 am (UTC)not about the content of the quiz - I just did it and got told I can feed 0 cannibals - how come you get away with 13 and I get 0? What am I just not tasty enough? I know my life amounts to something, that's easy but I just want to know that if I'm eaten by cannibals my DEATH will amount to something.
So, what's your secret? I mean they say half of food is in the presentation, and you are good looking but there's got to be more than that...
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-14 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-14 10:31 am (UTC)you dont know lisa green do you...? good
they're not that bad
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Date: 2008-05-21 06:53 am (UTC)Maybe I could give my death meaning by carrying around a big bag of the stuff.
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Date: 2008-05-21 11:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-22 09:29 am (UTC)Then again, I could always try turning tail and running every time I saw a cannibal - that way I'd get a reputation to match the flavour. Then again, I probably wouldn't get the opportunity to test the theory anyway - it would be kinda self-defeating...
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Date: 2008-05-23 10:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-26 08:59 am (UTC)I've also heard of black women tasting like chocolate, but I'd hazzard a guess that that's not so accurate. I'm not THAT innocent :P
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Date: 2008-05-26 09:05 am (UTC)mmm I a still feeling the after effects of the Eurovision alcohol
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Date: 2008-06-06 03:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-07 06:09 am (UTC)