Giving you the shits
Nov. 19th, 2014 10:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
passionpopMy dad loves cheese. ATM he has a shit-ton of Maasdam cheese in the fridge because it was on special and he likes it. He has been eating cheese a lot and as a result he has got kinda blocked...
On Sunday he whinged that try as he might, he could not give a shit. I mentioned that he could drink more coffee. I offered to get him a Laxitive, he said no
Monday, still in discomfort but still not wanting a laxitive, he continues whinging. I gave him the remainder of a tin of sugar free mints (8 mints). not enough. why sugar free mints? Most sugar substitutes have a laxitive effect.
Tuesday, he still doesn't want a laxitive. I was going to the shops to buy a few things so I decided to look for some sugar free lollies. I checked the packaging to ensure they have a warning about possible laxitive effects and then chose the best value for money... these:
Dad loves lollies. once he starts, he wont stop. I brought these home around 2pm. he ate at least 10 despite me telling him twice that these lollies can have a laxitive effect. at about 10pm his arse exploded.
today he feels better but he doesn't want to talk about the lollies and I have moved what is left in the bag to the medicine cabinet.
Yes, I am the type off person that can make shit happen