Eurovision review: Arménie
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Eva Rivas - Apricot Stone
What I hate most about this song is that I don't entirely hate it. I think this years Eurovision has finally driven me mad. I mean I don't like apricots, I much prefer peaches, and this song is ethnic waffle, but this is really beginning to stand out as the best of a bad bunch... no apricots don't come in bunches... harvest,,, best of a bad harvest... maybe we should harvest Eurovision acts, severing an orb form the source of its life for mass consumption is better than listening to the songs...
WTF sis I just say... OMG I am talking Eurovision Lyric nonsense! I mean this is possibly the right quality for a Eurovision act. I still like In Culto from Lithuania the best, but I think Armenia have a chance to get up there this year.
The performance needs work and also for a chick to win Eurovision, she needs to atleast pretend she is going to show muftage. I am not obsessed with peoples breakfast, it is just that muftage is a drink in the Eurovision drinking game. anyway you don't have to show muftage to win... if you are a Serbian lesbian... (which is more popular than being two Russian Faux lipstick lesbians) but before her to last female to win Eurovision was Helana Paparizou and the Ukrainian Xena... OK Sertab Erener was clothed, but she belly-danced. Remember, drunk men vote in Eurovision.
Enough random Eurovision history, now for Armenias Eurovision history, which is short. They started in Eurovision in 2006, with a song that had potential, and was never gong to win against Lordi, but the performance was average. Andre with 'Without your Love'
Armenia/Arménie
Eva Rivas - Apricot Stone
What I hate most about this song is that I don't entirely hate it. I think this years Eurovision has finally driven me mad. I mean I don't like apricots, I much prefer peaches, and this song is ethnic waffle, but this is really beginning to stand out as the best of a bad bunch... no apricots don't come in bunches... harvest,,, best of a bad harvest... maybe we should harvest Eurovision acts, severing an orb form the source of its life for mass consumption is better than listening to the songs...
WTF sis I just say... OMG I am talking Eurovision Lyric nonsense! I mean this is possibly the right quality for a Eurovision act. I still like In Culto from Lithuania the best, but I think Armenia have a chance to get up there this year.
The performance needs work and also for a chick to win Eurovision, she needs to atleast pretend she is going to show muftage. I am not obsessed with peoples breakfast, it is just that muftage is a drink in the Eurovision drinking game. anyway you don't have to show muftage to win... if you are a Serbian lesbian... (which is more popular than being two Russian Faux lipstick lesbians) but before her to last female to win Eurovision was Helana Paparizou and the Ukrainian Xena... OK Sertab Erener was clothed, but she belly-danced. Remember, drunk men vote in Eurovision.
Enough random Eurovision history, now for Armenias Eurovision history, which is short. They started in Eurovision in 2006, with a song that had potential, and was never gong to win against Lordi, but the performance was average. Andre with 'Without your Love'
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