street theatre: coming to a shopping centre near you

[passionpop]

I have been known to go to Rockingham City shopping centre to get the after Xmas sales, but getting into Kmart was always a hassle because there would be a queue of about 20 people waiting to return duplicates of toys and shit they got for Xmas. well not any more

Kmart and Target (and everyone under the Westfarmers/coles banner) have decided to exercise their right to not take returns (where the item is not faulty) unless it is a) store owned, made and tagged merchandise, like clothes or b) you have the reciept and it was bought within the last 30 days. so all the breeders who get duplicates of toys this year are stuck with them. you cant even get store credit

the plan is now to get a group together to hang around outside Kmart or Target in Rockingham on boxing day and watch the drama unfold and count how many times security is called to remove a psyco scrag

Fun and games.

Comments

[idle-hans.livejournal.com]

This explains the baffling email I got. We need to get a point system going.

[jakie-em.livejournal.com]

that easy, that just revolves around how many security guards are required to remove a person. :)

[absinthetears.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the popcorn n scorecards. posiblyy some confetti canons... Sounds Shadenfreude-licous....damn