Eurovision 2015: Portugal

Portugal
Population 10 427 301
Area: 92 212 km2
Language: Pork and cheese
Eurovision attendances: 47
Eurovision wins: 0

Leonor Andrade - Há um Mar que nos Separa

They say ‘if you haven’t got anything nice to say, don’t say anything’. I never listened to them. Why would I, If I did listen to them then I would have nothing to write about this song.

The bookmakers rate this as the worse song this yeah and I don’t think they are that far from wrong. The end sounds like a female cat being fvcked on the back fence. It is the key change at the end that stuffs her up most, and I am sure she can learn the tune by mid next month.

This looks like another loser from Portugal, which is a shame because I like to see new winners, especially ones that have tried for so long. Maybe next year.

A couple of previous Eurovision entries competed for the chance to represent Portugal again, including this 965 (and 1969) loser