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The Recessive Gene We Had to Have
Jul. 10th, 2011 12:38 pm There is a many a genetic mutation that can lead to once being considered to being follicly challenged, but none is so vile as red hair. Anyone can be a carrier of this gene, but if two of this gene get mixed up in one body, the result could be a ginger, and contrary to popular belief, they are not a dying breed, but for their own sake they should at least be dyeing, but then dyeing is a bad thing. If we don’t know the ‘rangas, we don’t know who to keep from breeding with until it is too late and then we create more potential for red hair. Today’s lesson is to check that your potential partner is not a fire crotch
I am not against gingers, I may have even shagged one or two in the past, but then we all make mistakes (sorry guys)., but I am beginning to fear them, there are too many of them. I have seen someone pushing a stroller with ginger twins in it, a ‘ranga grand-mother walking though a carpark with two flame hair grand children and the other day I was on a train and out of the 20 people I could see, four of them were of the Fanta pants variety.
Gingers are not the most endearing people. Elizabeth 1 was a ‘ranga, though her evil depends on your perspective. Judas was apparently a red head but then so if our Prime minister, Ms Julia Gillard and she isn’t very evil, she is exceedingly evil but still better than Tony Abbott. Also Anne of Green Gables, well, she smacked a boy over the head with her writing tablet. He later married her proving he is either stupid or masochistic, but then it was all Canadian, so who cares.
This blog will not be able to be read in Canada anyways, after all, this is the country who investigated ‘Kick a ginger day’ as a hate crime and not for what it really is which is doing good for the future of our society.
I am not known for my cautious wording, which could be dangerous here. There is a saying in my department at work of ‘Don’t anger the ‘ranga’, and well we have two of them so you have to watch your back from both sides. Our office is filled with gingers though and from what I have seen their number is increasing. Also hair dyes are getting better so it is harder to tell if the brunette you are sitting next to is actually a ginger in disguise.
In the end though, we should thank all parents of red heads that stop having kids after their little mutation is born, we should appreciate child-less gingers and we should not anger the ‘rangas. Next week I expect to write about the injuries I have sustained from the fire crotch community, but until then, check for Fanta in the pants and think about it before you go there.
I am not against gingers, I may have even shagged one or two in the past, but then we all make mistakes (sorry guys)., but I am beginning to fear them, there are too many of them. I have seen someone pushing a stroller with ginger twins in it, a ‘ranga grand-mother walking though a carpark with two flame hair grand children and the other day I was on a train and out of the 20 people I could see, four of them were of the Fanta pants variety.
Gingers are not the most endearing people. Elizabeth 1 was a ‘ranga, though her evil depends on your perspective. Judas was apparently a red head but then so if our Prime minister, Ms Julia Gillard and she isn’t very evil, she is exceedingly evil but still better than Tony Abbott. Also Anne of Green Gables, well, she smacked a boy over the head with her writing tablet. He later married her proving he is either stupid or masochistic, but then it was all Canadian, so who cares.
This blog will not be able to be read in Canada anyways, after all, this is the country who investigated ‘Kick a ginger day’ as a hate crime and not for what it really is which is doing good for the future of our society.
I am not known for my cautious wording, which could be dangerous here. There is a saying in my department at work of ‘Don’t anger the ‘ranga’, and well we have two of them so you have to watch your back from both sides. Our office is filled with gingers though and from what I have seen their number is increasing. Also hair dyes are getting better so it is harder to tell if the brunette you are sitting next to is actually a ginger in disguise.
In the end though, we should thank all parents of red heads that stop having kids after their little mutation is born, we should appreciate child-less gingers and we should not anger the ‘rangas. Next week I expect to write about the injuries I have sustained from the fire crotch community, but until then, check for Fanta in the pants and think about it before you go there.