Eurovision Review: Norway

I have been so waiting to do Norway, mainly for the unrelated song, but also because they paid out on Sweden so this review is for sweden, revenge on Norway, and they deserve all they can get for Wig Wam - "In my dreams"

(unrelated song of the night)  Kenya -  weebls-stuff
Where can you see lions
only in Kenya
come to Kenya we've got lions
Where can you see tigers
only in Kenya
got lions and tigers only in Kenya
Forget Norway

How can you forget Norway with a Eurovision song like this!!! Ok if you love 80's rock, and I love all things trash which is why I love Eurovision, you will love this song. It could be Poison, could be Def leppard it could be Bon Jovi. there is a bit of late Kiss in there too...

Wig wam are best described as a hard version of Roxette. They are like nothing else in Eurovision this year or for the past decade or so, and that might be just enough to give them a chance. as Wig Wam say "In my dreams"

Oh it is so much better doing this with Broadband....

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Eurovision Review: Turkey

You have to love the ethnenticity of Eurovision...is that even a word... infact is anything in the Turkish entries lyrics actually words. I don't know but I have just heard Gülseren - "Rimi rimi ley"

(unrelated song of the evening) Cold Turkey (various) Beatles
My eyes are wide open
Can’t get to sleep
One thing I’m sure of
I’m in at the deep freeze

Cold turkey has got me on the run
Cold turkey has got me on the run

I am sure the turkish should be offended by that, but I dont care. they should also be offended by their entry into Eurovision, I know I am. I know getting a bit of culture into you is a good thing and I know Turkey won 2 years ago with Sertab and a bit of turkish culture infused pop, but this year entry has too much culture and not enough pop. Maybe if they do the english version it wont sound as bad. yeah I know it sounds ignorant but really I cant stand this whiney nonsence

There are better acts in theis years Eurovision (yes that comes as a surprise to me too) and they have more chance to win than this does. next year maybe turkey should send in a frozen bird rather than Gülseren - "Rimi rimi ley"

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