Eurovision Review: Malta

I am really fed up with these Idol-ish Eurovision entries this year. Malta sounds lke the Celine Dion Version of "the power of Love" meets... I don't know... something equally as bad... The stuff would make a lesser person go Postal, but I endured through Chiara - "Angel"

(unrelated song of the day) "The Italian man who went to Malta" - 50 Cent

One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell
In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast
She brings me only one piss
I tell her i wanna to piss
She says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I want to piss on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate
You son of a bitch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a bitch

Ok not the most politically correct lyrics I could find, but hey, they mention Malta! as for the Maltese entry Chiara - "Angel" (I might call her the malteser now because she is as round at one), well the video is filled with head shots, mainly because they couldn't fit the rest of her body in the frame (ouch)!

There is too much of this tripe in Eurovision for any of it to win (I hope). She may have a long carreer in making disney soundtracks, but hopefully I only have to hear this song once more and that will be in Eurovision. Chiara you are no "Angel"

( lyrics )