Bali

[passionpop]

so I have done the thing every bogan has to do once in their life, I have gone to bal

i am not saying I am a bogan, if i was I would have bought one of the Bintang wife-beaters or one of the Ketut and Ronda themed tank tops or even worse, a 'fvck off we're full' bumper sticker. I was wondering where all the bogans bought them from, turns out it is bali, go figure

the highlight of the bali portion was waterbom park. the highlight of that was the climax. the climax is a 7 second ride that requires you to go up 88 steps to get to the top. Best climax ever. most of the other rides were good, but that was awesome and worth the long climb and the wedgie at the end.

as for everything else, it is good, but not worth the trip. the food isn't bad but most is available at home (including the mexican) and the weather is bearable. the people are pleasant though annoying when they are trying to con you and crap is cheap, so if you are in the market to buy crap, come to bali

we have had out obligatory massage. full body 1hr massage, manicure, pedicure and foot scrub for $15 AU. I am thinking of getting another but we are leaving soon.

then there are the mopeds, they buzz around everywhere like flies. everyone rides them. no one wear helnets and some women being dinked ride side saddle. one night I saw a kid no older than 14 and thats being generous, if he was 12 I would be impressed... anyway he was in control of a moped. then today i saw a police officer pull over a schoolie and ask for his license. he claimed to have left it at home... toolie

fortunately we are leaving as all the jail bait (schoolies) come in.. well not all. there was jail bait at waterbom and i guess it is always here

would i come here again, maybe as a stopover so i can go to waterbom, but thats it

next stop singapore

Comments

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

How fascinating that the "fvck off we're full" stickers are all for sale there. With the obligatory aussie flag on them?

This makes me feel much better about not having any interest in going to Bali, at all. Though the pampering sounds amazing

[jakie-em.livejournal.com]

yeah we saw a 3 hour pamper package for $35

yeah it had said 'fvck off we're' above a map of australia and then the word 'full' was inside the map.

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

How amazing that they're selling those stickers

[jakie-em.livejournal.com]

thats what we thought

they also had a series that was ' is gay'