passionpop | Eurovision 2012: San Marino (Reply)

Performer: Valentina Monetta
Song: The Social Network Song (OH OH - uh- UH OH)

You know how when your parents try to sound cool and try to use the current lingo which is actually dreadfully out of date. Imagine a three minute song full of that. Seriously. It isnt like the singer is a grandma, she is only 2 years older than me, but this is so outdated that the you would think the singer is 50. There is absolutely no redeeming feature about this song.

The Singer is a Mickey Mouse Club has been at best. The song belongs in the mockumentary 'Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced'.... at best and even sounds a bit like one of the songs from said mocko. This song is an Epic Fail

The song was originally "Facebook (OH OH - uh- UH OH)", a song that contains a commercial brand breaches the rules, so they had to change the song. The removed all reference to Facebook form the lyrics, but it does still mention 'Googling' which has got to border lining disqualification still. it would be better if this was disqualified, then we wouldn't have to hear it. It is also better that N00b parents don't hear it because lines like 'Do you wanna play cyber sex again' will put fear into parents of their 11 year old is really doing on the internet. Yes, they are talking to a paedophile, get them off line now...

I cannot think of anything as truly awful as this that has gone to Eurovision. I am not saying that nothing this bad has gone to Eurovision, I have just drunk them out of my mind, So instead here something that was so bad it was good by the same song writer (Ralph Siegel), followed by the Emos from San Marino from the country's first Eurovision