Eurovision Review: Spain
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Entries: 47
Eurovision Semi 2007: Straight to final
Eurovision Final 2007: 20th
2008:
Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el ChikiChiki
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!
El chikichiki mola mogollón
Lo bailan en la China y tambien en Alcorcón
Dale chikichiki a esa morenita
Que el chikichiki la pone muy tontita
Lo baila Jose Luis, lo baila bien suave
Lo baila Mariano, mi amor ya tu sabes
Lo bailan los brother, lo baila mi hermano
Lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!
El Chiki Chiki is a Reaggetton
Dance in Argentina, Serbia and Oregón
Give el Chiki-Chiki to that little sister
With el Chiki-Chiki She´s gonna like it mister!
Dance it with Alonso, Dance it with Gasol
Dance it with your brothers, all around the world
Dance it with Bardem Dance it with Banderas
Dance with Almodóvar Dance la Macarena
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Baila el chikichiki baila el chikichiki
Lo bailan los jevis y también los friquis
Lo bailan en la cárcel, lo bailan en la escuela
Lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela
Baila el chikichiki baila el chikichiki
Lo bailan los jevis y también los friquis
Lo bailan en la cárcel, lo bailan en la escuela
Lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela
Lo canta el Tigre Puma con su traje a rayas
Y Juan Carlos le dice ¿por qué no te callas?
En el velatorio del Padre Damián
Pusieron chikichiki y el muerto echó a bailar
¡Bailar, bailar, bailar!
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Perrea Perrea
Lo baila Jose Luis, lo baila bien suave
Lo baila Mariano, mi amor ya tu sabes
Lo bailan los bródel, lo baila mi hermano
Lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
¡¡¡PERREA PERREA!!!
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
The chiki chiki is so great
They dance it in China and also in Alcorcón
Give that mulatta chiki chiki
Because the chiki chiki drives her crazy
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One – the breakdance
Two – the crossed step
Three – the Michael Jackson
Four – the Robocop
Dance the chiki chiki
Dance the chiki chiki
Heavies dance it
And so do freaks
They dance it in prison
They dance it at school
My mother dances it
And so does my grandmother
The puma sings it
With its striped costume
And Juan Carlos says:
“Why don’t you shut up?”
At Father Damien’s wake
They played the chiki chiki and the dead man started to dance
Dance, dance, dance…
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
One – the breakdance
Two – the crossed step
Three – the Michael Jackson
Four – the Robocop
Dance doggystyle, dance doggystyle
José Luis dances it
Hugo Chávez dances it
Mariano dances it
You know it, my love
The brothers dance it
My brother dances it
My mulatta dances it
With panties in her hand
And the chiki chiki is danced this way:
¡ One – the breakdance
Two – the crossed step
Three – the Michael Jackson
Four – the Robocop
This is the year of the novelty act, and here is something less than novel, I mean arent novelty acts mean to be funny... well funny Rodolfo Chikilicuatre is not... it is like a lame Macarena... atleast the macarena is funny when you are drunk, this isnt even then. Seriously, kets get a bunch of 80's dances, but them together and call them the Chicki chicki and pretend that it is new and amusing Idea. It is not funny. Unless you are doing 'the sprinkler', 'the shopping cart' and 'the lawn mower', we are not amused.
Spain are fortunate they are straight to the final this year and every year, else this would be forgotten in the semi. They came 20th last year and it will be good compared to this year where they will suck til then end... or at the end
and from an entrant who will never be famous, to one of the more famous entries to be in Eurovision, Julio Inglasias with "gwendoline", yes the wool chick from "wallace and gromit'