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Eurovision 2014: Portugal
Apr. 10th, 2014 07:17 pmPortugal have not only never won a Eurovision, but they have never finished in the top 5. The Highest Portugal has got has been 6th in 1996. This year doesn't have a chance to get even that.
Artist: Suzy
Song: Quero Ser Tua
Parts of this song sound like they are lifted straight from Lambada and just sped it up slightly. Lambada was largely lifted from other sources too, but it came out good. This isn't great
I think what is the most distracting about this clip is that the beating on the fake drums appears to have been picked up on the mic. Also her dress is certainly a LITTLE black dress. It is so short that you can tell that she is not a natural blonde. If she wears the same dress at Eurovision, then it is a drink for exposed bits. Smashing.
Suzy has had a few poor performances of this song from what I understand, but then there have been some good ones. If she doesn't smash it on the semi, this may not even qualify. If she does, it still wont win the final
Even if she wears this very short LBD on the night it will not be the shorted dress ever on the Eurovision stage. There are much shorter like the Ukraine's effort in 2009. Is that even classifiable as a dress?
Artist: Suzy
Song: Quero Ser Tua
Parts of this song sound like they are lifted straight from Lambada and just sped it up slightly. Lambada was largely lifted from other sources too, but it came out good. This isn't great
I think what is the most distracting about this clip is that the beating on the fake drums appears to have been picked up on the mic. Also her dress is certainly a LITTLE black dress. It is so short that you can tell that she is not a natural blonde. If she wears the same dress at Eurovision, then it is a drink for exposed bits. Smashing.
Suzy has had a few poor performances of this song from what I understand, but then there have been some good ones. If she doesn't smash it on the semi, this may not even qualify. If she does, it still wont win the final
Even if she wears this very short LBD on the night it will not be the shorted dress ever on the Eurovision stage. There are much shorter like the Ukraine's effort in 2009. Is that even classifiable as a dress?