Eurovision 2012: Ireland

Performer: Jedward
Song: Waterline

You may remember Jedward for last year... yes this is the same Jedward, they are back to inflict more pain on the Eurovision audience. This year they have a song that sounds like it belongs on Glee! I hate Glee! though this song is catchy, I hate it. The more likeable it is the more I hate it

My mate who i was having coffee with today pointed out how with the amount of product they have in their hair, how flammable that that makes them...  how do we get them close enough to a flame? also did Jedward meet Dima Bilan last year at Eurovision or something, because one of them has possibly got into the former winners stash... If you know what I mean....

This song is so annoyingly catchy and so well aimed at the tweenie market that it could plausibly do very well, that is not the worst thing though. the worst thing is that they are only 'close to the Waterline' and not beneath it. Also are they wearing leggings with cod-pieces in them? 

If you want an annoyingly likelable song, go to Iceland as opposed to Ireland. Sylvia Nott was one of the best, though her song was satirical and the joke was missed on the audience. Waterline is so annoyingly likeable. The final version of 'Waterline' is Better than last years 'Lipstick', though they seem to have something about simple song titles.