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Eurovision review: Sweden
Apr. 6th, 2011 08:19 pmSweden loves Eurovision and we love Sweden. they have given us some of the most amazing acts ever, but, they have also given us some shite. this years entry, Eric Saade falls into the later category
Before I describe the steaming pile of shit Sweden is sending to Germany - a little less and neutral from Sweden, lets face it, this torture is tantamount to chemical warfare, but I want to think of happier times from Sweden, like their last win in 1999... anyways back to being Pop-ular
The title made me think of Ex-Savage Garden singer Darren Hayes, however his song of the same name was good - or atleast better than this. This song starts off sounding like a mix between Wild Boys and She-Bop - a load of W@nk, and goes downhill from there.
The point is that he is meant to be popping to pop-ular, but I cant get past the genius of rhyming impossible with possible. Though there is an expectation that Sweden will make the final, because they always have, i really see this as trying to fail epically - and succeeding... does that make this a fail or a win then?
OK, this song isnt truly awful. It is worse than Jedward and I just expect something better from Sweden, like Nova - Before Sweden sent ABBA to Eurovision and won, this is what they sent to Eurovision. Worth it for the line 'Oh... your breasts are like swallows a-nestling'
Before I describe the steaming pile of shit Sweden is sending to Germany - a little less and neutral from Sweden, lets face it, this torture is tantamount to chemical warfare, but I want to think of happier times from Sweden, like their last win in 1999... anyways back to being Pop-ular
The title made me think of Ex-Savage Garden singer Darren Hayes, however his song of the same name was good - or atleast better than this. This song starts off sounding like a mix between Wild Boys and She-Bop - a load of W@nk, and goes downhill from there.
The point is that he is meant to be popping to pop-ular, but I cant get past the genius of rhyming impossible with possible. Though there is an expectation that Sweden will make the final, because they always have, i really see this as trying to fail epically - and succeeding... does that make this a fail or a win then?
OK, this song isnt truly awful. It is worse than Jedward and I just expect something better from Sweden, like Nova - Before Sweden sent ABBA to Eurovision and won, this is what they sent to Eurovision. Worth it for the line 'Oh... your breasts are like swallows a-nestling'