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Eurovision review: Israël
Apr. 30th, 2010 07:32 pmPrevious: Portugal
Israel/Israël
Harel Skaat - Milim
This song is a big steaming pile of shit, but hey, its kosher... kinda, sorta... not really. Seriously though this is the ultimate toilet break song because you know nothing is going to happen in the performance same as nothing happens in the song. even if he fucks up, it wont be that bad... unless he falls off the stage and chokes on a cable and dies... and even then it wont be a big loss, atleast for the entertainment world.
yes, it is another bloody music reality show loser. no wonder this song makes my eyes roll back in bordom. you cant groom and idolist to be interesting. you can train them in vocals, but not personality. if personality was displayed by someones hair, then I couldn't write a single word about this guy. where did he get that hair, 1976? no even back then people had better hair! I think he coloured it with boot polish just quietly... that was popular in the 1920s... that almost explains the hair
oh if lights were lasers on gun-sights, I wouldn't have had to hear all of that song. With all Eurovision songs, I listen to them twice, incase I miss the interesting bit, do you know how painful that song was... and then twice! Christ all-fvcken mighty. I cant convey how crap that song is, but I guess his name can... he's the Skaat man after all...
Without talking about the legitimacy of a Middle Eastern country competing in EUROvision, I would like to look at Eurovision history and I mentioned 1976 so that looks like a good year to go to, but I have to mention 1997 first. 1997 Dana International became the first open transsexual to win Eurovision with 'Diva'. Looking at 1976 they either found really ugly women or really cheap female impersonators. they were looking for 'the cheerleader effect' ('Bridesmaid Paradox', 'Sorority Girl Syndrome' ,or 'the Spice Girls Conspiracy' - no I don't watch 'how I met your mother', i just caught an episode), they needed more cheerleaders though. Highlights of this clip and the breast sculpture in the postcards and the conductors hair - which is not at all like this years Israeli Eurovision entry
Israel/Israël
Harel Skaat - Milim
This song is a big steaming pile of shit, but hey, its kosher... kinda, sorta... not really. Seriously though this is the ultimate toilet break song because you know nothing is going to happen in the performance same as nothing happens in the song. even if he fucks up, it wont be that bad... unless he falls off the stage and chokes on a cable and dies... and even then it wont be a big loss, atleast for the entertainment world.
yes, it is another bloody music reality show loser. no wonder this song makes my eyes roll back in bordom. you cant groom and idolist to be interesting. you can train them in vocals, but not personality. if personality was displayed by someones hair, then I couldn't write a single word about this guy. where did he get that hair, 1976? no even back then people had better hair! I think he coloured it with boot polish just quietly... that was popular in the 1920s... that almost explains the hair
oh if lights were lasers on gun-sights, I wouldn't have had to hear all of that song. With all Eurovision songs, I listen to them twice, incase I miss the interesting bit, do you know how painful that song was... and then twice! Christ all-fvcken mighty. I cant convey how crap that song is, but I guess his name can... he's the Skaat man after all...
Without talking about the legitimacy of a Middle Eastern country competing in EUROvision, I would like to look at Eurovision history and I mentioned 1976 so that looks like a good year to go to, but I have to mention 1997 first. 1997 Dana International became the first open transsexual to win Eurovision with 'Diva'. Looking at 1976 they either found really ugly women or really cheap female impersonators. they were looking for 'the cheerleader effect' ('Bridesmaid Paradox', 'Sorority Girl Syndrome' ,or 'the Spice Girls Conspiracy' - no I don't watch 'how I met your mother', i just caught an episode), they needed more cheerleaders though. Highlights of this clip and the breast sculpture in the postcards and the conductors hair - which is not at all like this years Israeli Eurovision entry