Fucking Australia Fucking Post

yesterday Belinda heard a thud outside in the middle of the day. she went out to have a look and Australia Post appeared to have hurled a large envelope over our wall because it couldn't fit in the mail box with the other mail. sure it looks like a 6 foot fence on the outside, but it is 10 foot drop to where it landed. we have a fish pond on our side and it could have landed in there and seeing it was a job offer package, it wasnt nice of them (sure I declined the job, but anyways).

today I found they had done similarly with a DVD i got through amazon. this time they dropped it over the fence and it landed about 4-5 foot from the top of the brick fence. it was caught in some bushes above the mail box

We have found packages all over the place. the other day, some books I had ordered were found just inside the gate. they didnt even ring the bell o tell Bj they were there (the bell is on a post next to the gate). Sure there is a 'beware of dog sign on the gate (which is tiny and barerly readable) but THE BELL!!!. I have now covered the sign with a bright pink piece of paper that says 'DOOR BELL' and then  has an arrow pointing to it.

but then again, I know how much aust post pays their staff and well... peanuts and monkeys