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Eurovision Review: Poland.
Apr. 23rd, 2009 07:41 pmPoland
wins: 0
expected place. borderline qualify, i think it will fall below said border.
highlights
the dancers trying to escape from... their... placentas...
Lowlights
the vocals.
Poland: Lidia Kopania 'I Don't Wanna Leave'
oh the pain! seriously, if you are going to choose to enter Eurovision, choose a song that is within your vocal range. this song was not even close to her vocal range. it was painful
I think the audience found it just as painful because they applauded twice. once at the end of the song and once after the dancers escaped their placentas and started dancing. this wont win the contest, it wont even come close. i think the only thing it has going for it is that it is a pop ballad, which is a popular choice of genre to win eurovision.
I will leave the last of my review to a direct quote from wikipedia, only because i found this amusing, 'At the end of 2008 years Lidia Kopania raised its new composition I Don't Wanna Leave to eliminate the national Eurovision 2009 - "Song for Europe 2009"'. ah engrish. i think there is something in that for all of us.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Mietek Szcześniak 'Przytul Mnie Mocno' - 1999. you know i cant think of anything good to say about this act either. I can see why they have never won Eurovision.
wins: 0
expected place. borderline qualify, i think it will fall below said border.
highlights
the dancers trying to escape from... their... placentas...
Lowlights
the vocals.
Poland: Lidia Kopania 'I Don't Wanna Leave'
oh the pain! seriously, if you are going to choose to enter Eurovision, choose a song that is within your vocal range. this song was not even close to her vocal range. it was painful
I think the audience found it just as painful because they applauded twice. once at the end of the song and once after the dancers escaped their placentas and started dancing. this wont win the contest, it wont even come close. i think the only thing it has going for it is that it is a pop ballad, which is a popular choice of genre to win eurovision.
I will leave the last of my review to a direct quote from wikipedia, only because i found this amusing, 'At the end of 2008 years Lidia Kopania raised its new composition I Don't Wanna Leave to eliminate the national Eurovision 2009 - "Song for Europe 2009"'. ah engrish. i think there is something in that for all of us.
Ghost of Eurovision Past: Mietek Szcześniak 'Przytul Mnie Mocno' - 1999. you know i cant think of anything good to say about this act either. I can see why they have never won Eurovision.